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sauntereddownward) wrote2019-09-17 04:16 pm
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Crowley had been busy. He'd had a rather dastardly idea and with a bit of proper nudging of 'influencers' (whatever those were) and a quick trip to Reddit, he had a new viral sensation. It was sort of like the ice bucket challenge, except it didn't benefit any charities and instead involved putting hot sauce up the nose. It worried parents, caused a bit of harmless mayhem, and most of all...it tarnished the souls of all those who laughed at idiots' misfortunes.
Sure, it wasn't tempting a priest, but it was a laugh.
He sat in the autumn sun outside an interesting little tea shop. He had a steaming cup of a lapsang suchong blend that made the air smell like a campfire. A subtle scent under the cigarette smoke. Crowley was watching his mobile and chuckling along as another bloody idiot put hot sauce on a cotton tip and stuffed it up his nose and began to wail.
"People will do anything to be famous," he said to himself.
Sure, it wasn't tempting a priest, but it was a laugh.
He sat in the autumn sun outside an interesting little tea shop. He had a steaming cup of a lapsang suchong blend that made the air smell like a campfire. A subtle scent under the cigarette smoke. Crowley was watching his mobile and chuckling along as another bloody idiot put hot sauce on a cotton tip and stuffed it up his nose and began to wail.
"People will do anything to be famous," he said to himself.

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"Then Google clearly needs to up their algorithm game," he chuckled. Yes he definitely needed a lackey. "Grabby executives are more common than not. Or so I've heard. Despicable beings. So utterly human in the worst ways."
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"The worst in what way?" Crowley asked. He was sure he already knew part of the answer. Not in a Damned way. No. Likely in an entirely Human way.
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Definitely human.
"He should get what's coming to him. Bad karma, I believe they call it."
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"Well, you never know," Crowley said blithely. "You'd be surprised at what can be Arranged. There was a time smiting men like that was all the fashion. Smitings everywhere..."
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"It certainly isn't smitten," Crowley chuckled. He made a mental note to look into this. The lad was charming and Crowley had a bit of free time...and it wasn't unheard of that he fill in for the angel sometimes. Perhaps he'd see what he could do.
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Fin laughed again, pushing his hair back and smiling despite the grim topic.
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"You have a lovely laugh. Pardon me for being rude, my dear, but it's not entirely human, is it? A bit special, aren't you?" he asked lightly.
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Fin's smile faded slightly and he looked away.
"Special isn't the word I'd use," he said finally.
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"Special is a perfectly suitable word. All words are made up anyway. I, myself, am rather special in my own way."
He took another sip of his tea that was still steaming, even after all these minutes.
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"Don't get constipated, dear boy," Crowley chuckled. "I'm nothing like you, if that's what worries you."
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"A demon. Fallen angel. Welllll...I didn't really fall. I just hung around with the wrong crowd. Word to the wise, pick your friends carefully," he said, scowling just a little. Falling was still, after six thousand years, still a sore subject for him.
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"You don't think so? Why on Earth would you think they weren't?" Crowley asked.
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"No more or less unlikely than the Fair Folk wandering the streets of London, I'd think," he grinned. "In fact, you'd likely be shocked by all the wonders of the world right under your nose," he added, then lowered his glasses just enough to show Fin his eyes. Golden, slit-pupiled eyes.
He winked.
Then he settled his glasses back into place.
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Fin drew back slightly, looking a bit shocked and nodding dumbly.
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Crowley took another sip of his still piping hit tea.
"Don't be like that," he grinned. "Cat got your tongue? Surely you have some sort of thought on the wonders of the world unfolding before you."
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