sauntereddownward (
sauntereddownward) wrote2021-01-16 07:29 pm
Aziraphale
Crowley had been having a ball. He'd figured out a bit of hackery with some code and some infernal miracles and soon enough he had millions of people angry at social media for long load times, zero refresh rates, and suspensions that came and were lifted seemingly at random.
He was absolutely giddy as he walked into the bookshop. He spied the angel in his chair and went to the one unanimously agreed to be his and flopped down, legs splayed out long and wide.
"Isn't it the most beautiful day?" he said cheerfully.
Never a good sign.
He was absolutely giddy as he walked into the bookshop. He spied the angel in his chair and went to the one unanimously agreed to be his and flopped down, legs splayed out long and wide.
"Isn't it the most beautiful day?" he said cheerfully.
Never a good sign.

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"Oh, relax, angel," Crowley drawled. "I haven't discorporated you yet."
The car slid into a spot and shut off, though if it was ever actually running in the first place was up for debate.
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"Me too," he purred as the angel got out.
The place was right on the water and the hostess took them to a table with a lovely view. He ordered win before he even sat down.
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Crowley sipped his wine and ignored the city entirely, choosing instead to marvel at the angel's beauty. He was determined tonight to convince Aziraphale he should definitely focus on the demon and not that masty little trollop.
"The view is lovely," he said kindly.
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The the waiter returned with their wine and, somehow so quickly, oysters.
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"Iiiii...would have assumed you preferred Paris," he said, casually looking away like he'd not been staring.
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Crowley thought of how it truly did, but he could call anywhere home if Aziraphale was there.
"I guess," he shrugged, gulping his wine.
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"What shall we toast to?" he asked, pouring himself another glass before raising it.
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He took a sip, then said, "Have some oysters, my dear."
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Crowley took one and ate it. It was fine, but he didn't get the same joy from them that Aziraphale did. He'd rather watch him gorge himself. Such a hedonist.
"Are these even in season?" he asked.
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:Did you just miracle us good oysters?" Crowley asked, vaguely scandalized...and vaguely impressed. "That's a gross misuse of that skill, don't you think?"
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"Hmph. Encouraged," he replied.
Then took another and slurped it with obscene enjoyment.
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"Maybe we ought to go away. Always appreciate home more upon return. How'd you like to travel?" Crowley asked.
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He arched a brow.
"Do you have anything to attend to here?" he asked, wondering if he was hesitant because of Alcuin. He'd have to squash that, but fast.
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"Let's go to Tokyo," he suggested. "We can do a sushi tour."
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