sauntereddownward (
sauntereddownward) wrote2021-01-16 07:29 pm
Aziraphale
Crowley had been having a ball. He'd figured out a bit of hackery with some code and some infernal miracles and soon enough he had millions of people angry at social media for long load times, zero refresh rates, and suspensions that came and were lifted seemingly at random.
He was absolutely giddy as he walked into the bookshop. He spied the angel in his chair and went to the one unanimously agreed to be his and flopped down, legs splayed out long and wide.
"Isn't it the most beautiful day?" he said cheerfully.
Never a good sign.
He was absolutely giddy as he walked into the bookshop. He spied the angel in his chair and went to the one unanimously agreed to be his and flopped down, legs splayed out long and wide.
"Isn't it the most beautiful day?" he said cheerfully.
Never a good sign.

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:Did you just miracle us good oysters?" Crowley asked, vaguely scandalized...and vaguely impressed. "That's a gross misuse of that skill, don't you think?"
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"Hmph. Encouraged," he replied.
Then took another and slurped it with obscene enjoyment.
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"Maybe we ought to go away. Always appreciate home more upon return. How'd you like to travel?" Crowley asked.
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He arched a brow.
"Do you have anything to attend to here?" he asked, wondering if he was hesitant because of Alcuin. He'd have to squash that, but fast.
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"Let's go to Tokyo," he suggested. "We can do a sushi tour."
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"I know you do, angel," Crowley purred, taking another oyster.
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"I don't have anything pressing on my schedule. Any time you like," he smiled. A little trip might be nice. Sushi. Tea. And just the two of them...
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"Only the best hotel. I haven't been tempting humanity to not take advantage of the comforts they've invented," he grinned.
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"Do you think so? Perhaps," he replied. "Do you want it to be romantic?"
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"I think we've concluded it's not...Bad."
It couldn't be Good, either. Perhaps it was simply Ineffable.
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"You want to get on a plane after a night of oysters and wine?" he asked. "I'm sure it lacks romance, but I was thinking we could go shock the houseplants," he smirked.
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A devilish grin tugged the corner of his mouth high.
"Maybe they like it," he suggested.
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