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sauntereddownward) wrote2019-10-03 10:30 pm
Aziraphale
Since that fateful morning in Aziraphale's shop...flat...bedroom...Crowley had decided he needed to really dive into this feelings thing headfirst. He went to the park and the shops and quaint little restaurants and he watched. Watched couples, mainly. He wasn't human but surely there might be something there he could understand.
He understood the looks, the smiles, the gentle touches. He could appreciate the affection. He could very much appreciate how nervous they all were. Well, not all. Some of the people were absolute predators and he could tell just by looking, but those people he looked straight past. That wasn't what he wanted to know.
Where Aziraphale might turn to books, Crowley liked something a bit more timely and he headed for the internet. He set up a Match.com account, but only learned there were a terrible lot of horny, awful men in the world. He went to r/Relationships and learned just how bloody dysfunctional They all were. It seemed no matter where he turned he only found out that this thing Humans lauded, wrote poetry and music about, talked about constantly seemed to be something not a single one of them had a grasp on.
And so he decided if he was going to learn anything about Love he was going to have to go to the Source. Or, well, close as he could get. He skipped his way into a church and found a priest. Surely His love would be understood in a place like this.
The sum total of what he learned was that the priest was an idiot and dancing his way into and out of the church was going to have him soaking his feet for a week.
At a loss, he retired to Aziraphale's book shop and draped himself in a comfortable chair. He let out a dying, pained moan and hung his head back until he had slithered down and nearly sideways in the chair.
"Angel!" he called. "I think I need some tea."
He understood the looks, the smiles, the gentle touches. He could appreciate the affection. He could very much appreciate how nervous they all were. Well, not all. Some of the people were absolute predators and he could tell just by looking, but those people he looked straight past. That wasn't what he wanted to know.
Where Aziraphale might turn to books, Crowley liked something a bit more timely and he headed for the internet. He set up a Match.com account, but only learned there were a terrible lot of horny, awful men in the world. He went to r/Relationships and learned just how bloody dysfunctional They all were. It seemed no matter where he turned he only found out that this thing Humans lauded, wrote poetry and music about, talked about constantly seemed to be something not a single one of them had a grasp on.
And so he decided if he was going to learn anything about Love he was going to have to go to the Source. Or, well, close as he could get. He skipped his way into a church and found a priest. Surely His love would be understood in a place like this.
The sum total of what he learned was that the priest was an idiot and dancing his way into and out of the church was going to have him soaking his feet for a week.
At a loss, he retired to Aziraphale's book shop and draped himself in a comfortable chair. He let out a dying, pained moan and hung his head back until he had slithered down and nearly sideways in the chair.
"Angel!" he called. "I think I need some tea."

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"Logically, yes," he said hesitantly. Crowley paused. "No need to rush, though, don't you think?"
In no way was he just as nervous about the prospect as Aziraphale. In no way at all.
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"I mean, after all, it hasn't been pressing on me for so long. I do like kissing you, though. Very much. And touching. I...like your skin. You're very soft," he mumbled.
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Crowley stroked his cheek again. It was remarkably soft. He couldn't quite get over that fact.
"Hrm, well...good, then. I think. Yes, that's good..."
His fingers slid around behind the angel's neck to pull him close for a kiss. Mostly to see if it was still something Aziraphale enjoyed.
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Crowley kissed him deeply, delighting in the Heavenly feeling of being so close. He didn't stop, then didn't stop some more. But he finally did break away.
"I think we should go upstairs. Close up shop, why don't you?"
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He carefully climbed off of Crowley's lap and straightened his vest.
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Crowley rose to his feet with one smooth, liquid motion and tidied the front of his shirt. He brushed hair back from his brow and cleared his throat.
"I think the door is already locked," he said, knowing no one would mind a minor demonic miracle like this.
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He smiled at Crowley, and started up the stairs.
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Crowley was happy to follow along, his hips loose and fluid as he sauntered behind, then climbed the stairs with lanky legs. At some point between A and B the top two buttons of his shirt had come undone.
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Aziraphale loosened his bowtie.
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Crowley sat on the edge of the bed and pulled off his black snakeskin boots and set them neatly by the foot of the bed.
"We should invest in pyjamas," he said thoughtfully. "If we're going to keep sleeping."
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"Of course they're tartan," Crowley replied. He would much prefer something black. And silk. And dreadfully expensive and luxurious.
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"I suppose it depends on the person," Crowley reasoned. "Some people sleep bare naked. As they did in the Garden. But what with shame and all, I think most people sleep in some sort of thing."
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"I did sleep for an entire century," he pointed out. "Woke well rested and ready for most anything. Since then there's not been much call for it."
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"I'll tell you the awful truth, angel. I don't sleep with you. I lie there, against you. Why would I sleep and miss out on that?" he replied.
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"Not in the least, he replied gently.
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